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Humor of the Library Part 2

 
 

How A BIBLIOMANIAC BINDS HIS BOOKS.

I'd like my favorite books to bind
So that their outward dress
To every bibliomaniacs mind
Their contents should express.
Napoleon's life should glare in red,
John Calvin's life in blue;
Thus they would typify bloodshed
And sour religion's hue.
The Popes in scarlet well may go;
In jealous green, Othello;
In gray, Old Age of Cicero,
And London Cries in yellow.
My Walton should his gentle art In salmon best express,
And Penn and Fox the friendly heart In quiet drab confess.
Crimea's warlike facts and dates Of fragrant Russia smell;
The subjugated Barbary States
In crushed Morocco dwell.
But oh! that one I hold so dear Should be arrayed so cheap
Gives me a qualm; I sadly fear
My Lamb must be half-sheep!
IRVING BROWNE.

In a Wisconsin library, a young lady asked for the "Life of National Harthorne" and the "Autograph on the breakfast table."

"Have you a poem on the Victor of Manengo, by Anon?"

Library inquiry-"I want the catalogue of temporary literature."
Query-What did she want?
A friend proposes to put Owen's "Footfalls on the Boundaries of Another World" in Travels. Shall we let him?

A poet, in Boston, filled out an application for a volume of Pope's works, an edition reserved from circulation, in the following tuneful manner:
"You ask me, dear sir, to a reason define
Why you should for a fortnight this volume resign
To my care.-I am also a son of the nine."

A worthy Deutscher, confident in his mastery of the English tongue, sent the following quaint document across the sea:
"I send you with the Post six numbers, of our Allgemeine Militiir-Zeitung, which is published in the next year to the fifty times. Excuse my bath english I learned in the school and I forgot so much. If you have interest to german Antiquariatskataloge I will send to you some. I remain however yours truly servant."

A gentlemanly stranger once asked the delivery clerk for "a genealogy." "What one?" she asked. "Oh! any," he said. "Well-Savage's?" "No; white men."

Said Melvil Dewey: "To my thinking, a great librarian must have a clear head, a strong hand, and, above all, a great heart. Such shall be greatest among librarians; and, when I look into the future, I am inclined to think that most of the men who will achieve this greatness will be women."

 
 

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